An older gentleman walked into a drug store and asked to see the pharmacist. A hispanic woman in her thirties came up to the counter.
"How may I assist you sir?" she asked.
He frowned and said, "I need them Allegra pills I saw on TV."
"Do you have a prescription?" she asked.
"No," He answered. "I heard that they are the happy pills and I need'em because my sex life is in the crapper!"
"Did you mean viagra, Sir."
"No, Dammit I just need'em now!" The older man said again in protest. "Those viagra pills are pure hogwash anyway."